Listen to your mother, she's always right

It's 2 in the morning, and I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid to wake up the neighbors.

I just remembered the weirdest conversation I had with my mother.. can't imagine a better mother-daughter heart-to-heart talk!

One day, on our way to my village, my mother looked at me and asked me the following:

Mom: riham, do you know what to do if a guy tried to attack you?

Me : mom, how did you remember this now!

Mom : Just answer me.

To tell you the truth, I was surprised and I couldn't answer.

Mom : you kick him between the legs!

Me (still surprised) : sure mom, I knew that!

Mom : and what if a girl tried to attack you

Me - Surprised?! not anymore.. this time I was traumatized!!

Mom : you just pinch her upper body part

(a more decent way of saying chest or breasts!!!)

Our mothers are the strangest* and craziest* people we'll ever meet!.. in a good way of course